moving under skies

a series of pictures and conversations

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Interviewer:
Give us your best tip for overcoming depression.
Stephen Fry:
To regard it as being like the weather. It's not your responsibility that it's raining, but it is real when it rains, and the fact that it's raining does not mean that the rain is never going to stop. The only thing to do is to believe that, one day, it won't be raining and accept it so you can find a mental umbrella to shield yourself from the worst. The sun will eventually come up.

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animalstalkinginallcaps: SISTER, IT IS BETTER THAT YOU SHOULD RUSH UPON THAT BLADE THAN ENTER THE CIRCLE WITH FEAR IN YOUR HEART.  HOW DO YOU ENTER? With perfect love and perfect trust. GOOD. WELCOME TO OUR COVEN. ONLY A COUPLE OF GROUND RULES: 1. NO TAKING INTO YOURSELF ALL THE POWER OF MANON. WE HAD SOME TROUBLE WITH THAT A FEW YEARS AGO. 2. YOU CAN’T WEAR A TANK TOP TWO DAYS IN A ROW, AND YOU CAN ONLY WEAR YOUR HAIR IN A PONYTAIL ONCE A WEEK. 3. ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK. BLESSED BE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SISTER, IT IS BETTER THAT YOU SHOULD RUSH UPON THAT BLADE THAN ENTER THE CIRCLE WITH FEAR IN YOUR HEART. 

HOW DO YOU ENTER?

With perfect love and perfect trust.

GOOD. WELCOME TO OUR COVEN. ONLY A COUPLE OF GROUND RULES:

1. NO TAKING INTO YOURSELF ALL THE POWER OF MANON. WE HAD SOME TROUBLE WITH THAT A FEW YEARS AGO.

2. YOU CAN’T WEAR A TANK TOP TWO DAYS IN A ROW, AND YOU CAN ONLY WEAR YOUR HAIR IN A PONYTAIL ONCE A WEEK.

3. ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK.

BLESSED BE.

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Zooey Deschanel:
Is that rain?
Siri:
What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel:
Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri:
...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel:
Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri:
Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel:
Remind me to clean up.
Siri:
Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel:
Tomorrow.
Siri:
I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel:
Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri:
I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel:
Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri:
I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel:
*dances*
Siri:
Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

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animalstalkinginallcaps: THE PULSE, THE HUM AND SWELL, THE SONG BENEATH THE SKIN, IT CALLS TO ME!  OW, FUCK! RANDY, WHAT THE HELL? “DRINK!” IT CRIES, “DRINK OF ME AND LIVE FOREVER!” GET OFF ME! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU LARPING?

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THE PULSE, THE HUM AND SWELL, THE SONG BENEATH THE SKIN, IT CALLS TO ME! 

OW, FUCK! RANDY, WHAT THE HELL?

“DRINK!” IT CRIES, “DRINK OF ME AND LIVE FOREVER!”

GET OFF ME! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU LARPING?

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jess-yess: I have a new history crush. Excuse me while I go build a time machine to find her and bear her children. douglaswolk: Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun. If nothing in that sentence at least marginally interests you, I have no idea why you’re visiting this website. (via Badass of the Week: Julie D’Aubigny, La Maupin) (thank you, Rachel!)

jess-yess:

I have a new history crush. Excuse me while I go build a time machine to find her and bear her children.

douglaswolk:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun. If nothing in that sentence at least marginally interests you, I have no idea why you’re visiting this website. (via Badass of the Week: Julie D’Aubigny, La Maupin) (thank you, Rachel!)

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