1. 14:08 9th Apr 2014

    Notes: 368930

    Reblogged from mloreley

    sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHTWITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING FUNNY

    sirtroyofbaker:

    balalaikaboss:

    ejacutastic:

    I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

    Stop says the red light, go says the green

    Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

    KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
    WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
    SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
    AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

    THIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING FUNNY

     
  2. 23:22 8th Apr 2014

    Notes: 20814

    Reblogged from morewillcome

    If you are 35 or younger - and quite often, older - the advice of the old economy does not apply to you. You live in the post-employment economy, where corporations have decided not to pay people. Profits are still high. The money is still there. But not for you. You will work without a raise, benefits, or job security. Survival is now a laudable aspiration.
    — 

    Quoted from Sarah Kendzior’s “Surviving the Post-Employment Economy

    “In the United States, nine percent of computer science majors are unemployed, and 14.7 percent of those who hold degrees in information systems have no job. Graduates with degrees in STEM - science, technology, engineering and medicine - are facing record joblessness, with unemployment at more than twice pre-recession levels. The job market for law degree holders continues to erode, with only 55 percent of 2011 law graduates in full-time jobs. Even in the military, that behemoth of the national budget, positions are being eliminated or becoming contingent due to the sequester.

    It is not skills or majors that are being devalued. It is people.”

    Her work is frank, speaking of a reality I hope that will never be mine. At the same time, it gives me a strange comfort to know that I am not alone.

    (via sextus—empiricus)

     
  3. 21:34

    Notes: 111243

    Reblogged from socharmingly

    staff:

    Bad news. A major vulnerability, known as “Heartbleed,” has been disclosed for the technology that powers encryption across the majority of the internet. That includes Tumblr.

    We have no evidence of any breach and, like most networks, our team took immediate action to fix the…

     
  4. 20:38 7th Apr 2014

    Notes: 3277

    Reblogged from animalstalkinginallcaps

    animalstalkinginallcaps:

FUCKING MONDAYS, AM I RIGHT?
DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH COFFEE IN THE WORLD TO HELP ME RIGHT NOW. I WAS UP UNTIL 4AM LOOKING AT INTERIOR DESIGN BLOGS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. I’M NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO PAINT MY APARTMENT.
THE INTERNET IS THE WORST FOR THAT KIND OF THING. ONE TIME I WENT ON WIKIPEDIA TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD’S NAME AND I ACCIDENTALLY GOT A DEGREE IN NEUROBIOLOGY.
TELL ME ABOUT IT. I WAS TRYING TO DOWNLOAD SEABISCUIT AND NOW I’M AN ORDAINED MINISTER.

    animalstalkinginallcaps:

    FUCKING MONDAYS, AM I RIGHT?

    DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH COFFEE IN THE WORLD TO HELP ME RIGHT NOW. I WAS UP UNTIL 4AM LOOKING AT INTERIOR DESIGN BLOGS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. I’M NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO PAINT MY APARTMENT.

    THE INTERNET IS THE WORST FOR THAT KIND OF THING. ONE TIME I WENT ON WIKIPEDIA TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD’S NAME AND I ACCIDENTALLY GOT A DEGREE IN NEUROBIOLOGY.

    TELL ME ABOUT IT. I WAS TRYING TO DOWNLOAD SEABISCUIT AND NOW I’M AN ORDAINED MINISTER.

     
  5. 17:10 6th Apr 2014

    Notes: 2778

    Reblogged from everyonelikedbubbahotep

    image: Download

     
  6. 22:55 5th Apr 2014

    Notes: 45696

    Reblogged from everyonelikedbubbahotep

    image: Download

    piratemonkie:

slavicinferno:

Just a reminder. This is how we’re all supposed to dress next year. 

I can dig it.

    piratemonkie:

    slavicinferno:

    Just a reminder. This is how we’re all supposed to dress next year. 

    I can dig it.

     
  7. 12:55

    Notes: 57

    Reblogged from everyonelikedbubbahotep

    tobymobias:

    hattedmistress:

    -passionately dances to the ghostbusters soundtrack-

    image

     
  8. 07:52 2nd Apr 2014

    Notes: 406

    Reblogged from mloreley

    (Source: barthegrizzly)

     
  9. 22:46 1st Apr 2014

    Notes: 861

    Reblogged from mloreley

    katietaters:

    Yas! I love when she does these!

    "…a second coat for I Will Never Be Interested.."

     
  10. 21:22 30th Mar 2014

    Notes: 350629

    Reblogged from mloreley

    f-abulush:

REBLOG AND SEE IF YOU GET A COLOR.
PURPLE: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
YELLOW: I wish we were friends in real life.
RED: I love you with a burning passion.
GREY: I wish we’d talk more.
TURQUOISE: I would hug you if we met
PINK: I love your blog it’s one of my favourites
TEAL: We have a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I don’t like your blog.
WHITE: MARRY ME PLEASE.
GREEN: I think you’re cute.
CORAL: I think you’re beautiful
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I don’t like you.

    f-abulush:

    REBLOG AND SEE IF YOU GET A COLOR.

    PURPLEI don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

    YELLOWI wish we were friends in real life.

    REDI love you with a burning passion.

    GREYI wish we’d talk more.

    TURQUOISE: I would hug you if we met

    PINKI love your blog it’s one of my favourites

    TEALWe have a lot in common.

    BLUEYou are my tumblr crush.

    ORANGEI don’t like your blog.

    WHITEMARRY ME PLEASE.

    GREENI think you’re cute.

    CORAL: I think you’re beautiful

    BLACKI would date you.

    BROWNI don’t like you.